Dear doves and bunnies, we’re meeting at the club on Saturday to celebrate the Boss’s return. Reliable sources say he’ll almost certainly pop in to say hello – surely you wouldn’t want to miss it? In the meantime, these two lads will be spinning a selection of sacred milk-chocolate-flavoured vinyls to sweeten your ears. We look forward to seeing you all, ablaze with the sacred fire of bliss, chanting “Let’s crack open and drink to our one true faith”!